Ruff Play?

Looking for a flesh-coloured windsock?

A dildo sporting an Elizabethan ruff (the “Willy Shake-spear” model)?

Sexy logs?

You’ve “come” to the right place. Store “coming” soon.

 

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SEE WHAT WE OFFER

We pride ourselves on our sexy logs, and highly inappropriate chat. With our services you’re guaranteed to get a feel for just how filthy Shakespeare can be.

Gustschlongs

Dildos with ruffs

Logs wearing garters and brassieres