Moira’s Dildos
Fine knacks for ladies, cheap, choice, brave and new
“He hath songs for man or woman, of all sizes; no
milliner can so fit his customers with gloves: he
has the prettiest love-songs for maids; so without
bawdry, which is strange; with such delicate
burthens of dildos and fadings, ‘jump her and thump
her;’ and where some stretch-mouthed rascal would,
as it were, mean mischief and break a foul gap into
the matter, he makes the maid to answer ‘Whoop, do me
no harm, good man;’ puts him off, slights him, with
‘Whoop, do me no harm, good man.'”
- William Shakespeare, Winter’s Tale (Act IV, sc 4)
William Shakespeare
Playwright
The Players
A Bawdy Host
He wrote a lot of plays.
A group of singers, lawyers, administrators, and other sundry actors. We get together every Monday night to put on a Shakespeare play. Sometimes we dress up. We share laughs in the Zoom chat, get video bombed by cats & dogs, and gossip at intermission. There are often logs.
